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Uterus Quest Part 17: Pornstar Sementary

кем FuckMan
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I wish I didn't have to accidentally bukkake myself every time I please my angry inch..


*smack* *smack*

Hmm.. Salty.

Does liking the taste of my own semen mean I must be gay?


RAPE ME IN ASS GROUCHYF*CK'DMAN ARGG ARGGGGG ARGGGGGGGGG
-tear!-

Ah well. Now to FINALLY fulfill the prophecy! But first I'll need a suitable disguise to blend into the cover of darkness.

Later..
Enter WHO stage left.
What better to strike fear into the hearts of cowardly, superstitious, easily-aroused perverts than brightly-coloure d gaudy circus tighty tights that make my ass look really hot.


Like that of a hot 8-year old boy’s.


Here we are now, just as I remember it. X marks the spot.

Takes out invisible shovel.
And now to work! Hi hoe, hi hoe, it's off to work we go..

Dig dig dig
*Phew!* I hope it’s still fresh, or at least smells better than my smelly, greasy, drippingly salty wet armpits! Maybe I’ll dig faster in the sexy buff!

DIG DIG DIG
Ah, the rotting, stinky corpse of Pamela Anderson. Alas, poor Pammie! How little did we know of ye..
2 hours later..
Oh! An encrusted residual cum stain on what remains of Pamela’s fingers when I made her body give me a hand-job. 3 digits out of 10. Hmm, this is getting pretty old.


Munch munch munch.

Refreshingly vintage! Now, onwards with the surgery!

Stab! Slice! Slash!
FINALLY! This fetid, putrid article of womanhood, the Uterus(tm) is MINE! MINE! ME ME ME ME ME IT'S ALL ABOUT ME MINE MINE!

Now to do with this uterus what I had to do with my F*cktropicbeer conspiracy theories... shove it up my ass!

NGAAAAAAAAAAAAA

La la la..
Elsewhere & elsewhen-
Hey there lover boy!
Oh, hi WHO. Where've you been?

Oh, I went for more 'self-improvemen t'.
Aw, Jesus H. Koresh WHO! Don't tell me you've been whittling away what remains of your mangled penis with your knife again? I told you that was getting old!

Oh you big silly! I wasn't taking anything away, I was putting something onto me! Notice anything different?

*sniff*sniff*

What is that peculiar oder emanating from your anus, WHO?

Menstrual blood, where vagina and wound and rancid meat meet? I smell rot and spit, used cum and old shit, piss and puss and bloody muss, hairy junk, foot cheese and funk!

Cockroach's vomit and ant larvae drowning in rat bile and moist refuse where germs and vermin crawl through the dried stale sweat most vile of a sick dying Hell beast in heat. Do I smell birth or death?

Uhh..

BOO HOO HOO! I went through all that trouble (16+ episodes) to procure myself a uterus so I could install it up my anus *sob*sob*

And I thought we could try for a baby and be a happy family and live happily ever after *sniff* WAAAAAHHHH! You don't like what I've done to myself! *sob*sob*

*sniff* Now I'll never get a taste of that yummy golden cock of yours. I always thought you liked me because i was topical. *sob*

On the contrary WHO..

That disgusting perverted abberation of nature you have now become has made hornier than a rhino on a truckload of viagra! LET'S FUCK!

ZOUNDS!

Will WHO's plan to impregnate himself through Fuckman's semen up his installed ass-uterus finally cum to fruition?

Will they have a kid together and fulfill the prophecy that was the prelude to the Uterus QUest series?

Will this finally be Fuckman's undoing? AND will this be the end of this critically-accla imed CoTd multiple-winner Pulitzer-nominat ed ball-busting tabboo-breaking series?!?!?!?!?

FIND OUT NEXT IN THE FINAL COCK-BLOWING NUT-BUSTING MIND-FUCKING FINALE EPISODE!



Hey there Muhammad! All this gay porn comix is making me horny too. Let's fuck!
Aiwa.

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18. 16.04.08 когда 13:40 |imjussyhot10/10
imjussyhot
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17. 08.03.07 когда 03:49 |Speichel10/10
Speichel
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16. 11.12.06 когда 11:36 |swordm500/10
swordm50
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15. 02.11.06 когда 16:49 |snookie10/10
snookie
cool
14. 31.10.06 когда 22:02 |ophel80/10
ophel8
10. Thanks.
13. 17.10.06 когда 15:09 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
awesome
12. 17.10.06 когда 09:23 |Jonno199410/10
Jonno1994
its wrong
11. 17.10.06 когда 03:41 |Haku10/10
Haku
I love that Batman n' Robin avatar of yours heartagram_666!
10. 16.10.06 когда 14:33 |FuckMan10/10
FuckMan
Sweet.
9. 16.10.06 когда 14:10 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
I like it when you call me big Poppa. Throw yo hands in the air if yoos a true playa.
8. 15.10.06 когда 21:07 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
Good as always!
7. 15.10.06 когда 20:48 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
HOLY CRAP! YES!
6. 15.10.06 когда 19:15 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Great.
5. 15.10.06 когда 14:35 |BAMrck10/10
BAMrck
lol
4. 15.10.06 когда 14:27 |vampire_lord10/10
vampire_lord
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3. 15.10.06 когда 14:07 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Fantastic.I hope we dont have to wait as long as we had to wait for you to come back for the finale.
2. 15.10.06 когда 14:04 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
Holy shit, dude! You are the motherfucking MAN!

And yes, I mean that all literally.
1. 15.10.06 когда 13:54 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
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