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OPERATION: OLSEN BOOBS

кем big_gar
8/10 5120 pts / 631 Голоса - 222 отзывы
Alright, TERRORIST, it's been months of hard work but I've finally tracked you down!!
Curses, I've been found out!!! FOILED AGAIN BY AMERICAN DARING-DO!!!

It's an HONOR to serve you, Mr. President.
And we OWE you a debt of gratitude, AGENT 17... but I'm afraid there's no TIME to rest now.
Later At The White House..
Of course, sir... wherever the FREEDOM of the world is in JEOPARDY, I will be there.
I'm GLAD to hear it. Now your next mission is IMPERATIVE to the safety of mankind. I hope you are up to it?

Anything... just name it.
We need you to INFILTRATE Hollywood, California and get TOPLESS photos of the OLSEN twins.

................ .....uh........

You mean, BOTH of the OLSEN twins?
Of course not, that would be a SUICIDE mission... just MARY-KATE, or even ASHLEY. They are TWINS, after all, and should have the same GOODS.

Uh... with all due respect, sir... I'm not sure what the BREASTS of the OLSEN twins have to do with national security?
Everything GODDAMNIT, it has everything to do with national security!!! By Gosh, America is a nation of dreams, soldier, dreams that can come true for everyone willing to give everything for that dream. Now the American people what to see the BREASTS of those two young ladies, and I'll be GODDAMNED if I'm not the PRESIDENT that is going to make those dreams possible!!!

*sigh* Are they even 18 yet, sir?
You bet your sweet ass they are!

Well... I guess I'll do it, FOR AMERICA.
FANTASTIC!! Get out there and make it happen, soldier!

... so I told him, "I don't care if you are JAY-Z, nobody gets to my SECRET GARDEN 'til the SECOND date."
Hee, hee... that will show him, ASHLEY. I love being an OLSEN!!
Later In Hollywood...
Oh darn, It's past time for me to THROW UP... I'll be back in a sec.
It's about time. I didn't want to say anything but you were looking a little CHUBBY.

Excuse me miss, MARY-KATE... a young boy dying of CANCER is at the front gate, he says he is from the MAKE A WISH foundation.
Gee whiz, Farnsworth... bring him back here at ONCE.
Suddenly...
*COUGH*... *COUGH*... OH... Mary-Kate... *wheeze* It's always been a dream of mine to meet you.
Oh you poor, brave, little thing... I'm so honored you would want to meet me.

*COUGH*... I always told my mom *COUGH* if you dream it, and pray every day to Lord Jesus, anything can happen *COUGH*
Oh *sniff* you are an INSPIRATION to us all. If there is ANYTHING I can do for you...

Golly...*COUGH* *COUGH*... I'm almost too embarrassed to ask... but... can I see your boobs?
My boobs?

*COUGH* I understand... Im sorry I... *COUGH*
No, no... um... I guess it would be alright? SURE, sure... why not?

JACKPOT!
Here they are...
hey, what was that clicking sound?
CLICK!
Uh... that was my PACEMAKER... um... I gotta go. Bye.
Ok, then... good luck with the cancer and stuff.

What a nice boy.

Whew, I don't remember eating THAT much corn... hey, what's with the nakedness?
Oh... just some Cancer-Boy. LET'S MAKE OUT!

Mission accomplished, sir.
Astounding, son, just astounding. Now... let's talk about OPERATION: MICHAEL MOORE in a THONG!
Later, Back At The White House...
*sigh* Maybe it's not too late to DEFECT to IRAQ.
Well, I guess I can take my PANTS off... as long as it's for the MAKE A WISH foundation.
The End
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222. 03.08.08 когда 17:22 |Gogosam10/10
Gogosam
nothing short of epic
221. 25.07.08 когда 13:52 |firecrankles10/10
firecrankles
love it. halarios.
220. 18.07.08 когда 21:22 |plonker10/10
plonker
219. 09.06.08 когда 19:17 |Gogosam10/10
Gogosam
ist Pink chocolaik!
218. 08.06.08 когда 17:42 |Benfort1010/10
Benfort10
good film

217. 19.05.08 когда 17:39 |jamesty1000910/10
jamesty10009
er... yeha?
216. 12.03.08 когда 13:14 |yehaman00710/10
yehaman007
Yes
215. 09.03.08 когда 14:08 |Take_That1010/10
Take_That10
Yes
214. 09.03.08 когда 14:08 |Take_That1010/10
Take_That10
yes
213. 09.03.08 когда 14:08 |Take_That1010/10
Take_That10
Yes
212. 09.03.08 когда 14:08 |Take_That1010/10
Take_That10
Yes
211. 09.03.08 когда 14:07 |Take_That1010/10
Take_That10
bon je suis franзais et je n'y comprend rien mais je mets un dix quand meme !!! ps pour celui qui arrive a me relire, sur le site franзais de gnomz , la bd a 5000 point sa etonne
210. 20.02.08 когда 14:43 |flospeed10/10
flospeed
With so few comments ? Special.
209. 19.02.08 когда 09:30 |mgoussu9/10
mgoussu
Congratulations on having the first comic on Gnomz to reach 5000 points!
208. 12.01.08 когда 21:10 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
yeah cool
207. 21.11.07 когда 16:03 |kurt_angle10/10
kurt_angle
fucking....er....... ...fucking........er m.........aw fucking u
206. 16.11.07 когда 14:22 |doctorgoo0/10
doctorgoo
fucking brillant
205. 14.11.07 когда 18:03 |foxy5ghost10/10
foxy5ghost
Fucking Awesome.
204. 14.09.07 когда 22:19 |ItsMeSnitches10/10
ItsMeSnitches
very funny dude im impressed i like it
203. 20.07.07 когда 07:14 |Loco411110/10
Loco4111
BEST COMIC EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
202. 03.07.07 когда 20:13 |sami12310/10
sami123
that was nice and worthy of the 2xarrow archives mind if we use it

and how do i make my effing avitarfor these reviews
201. 29.06.07 когда 22:58 |jnjh9310/10
jnjh93
Dude.... DUDE!
200. 03.06.07 когда 17:42 |Killer_Z10/10
Killer_Z
err bloodskull, did u mean to put 0
199. 22.05.07 когда 22:06 |doctor_who_rocks_guy10/10
doctor_who_rocks_guy
love it
198. 24.04.07 когда 20:07 |bloodskull0/10
bloodskull
Very Funny
197. 15.04.07 когда 16:03 |crumbum9/10
crumbum
good...
196. 05.04.07 когда 08:08 |shoeguy10/10
shoeguy
It's a nice comic!

Well, big-gar!

195. 11.03.07 когда 21:20 |Ozzy10/10
Ozzy
lol Omg that's awsome!
194. 15.02.07 когда 22:01 |shadow91110/10
shadow911
let's mack out!!!
193. 14.02.07 когда 13:33 |darya10/10
darya
HA hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha ha
192. 04.02.07 когда 18:02 |Numbah12310/10
Numbah123
lol do more like this i love em
191. 28.01.07 когда 17:58 |undeadmonkey10/10
undeadmonkey
cool!
190. 28.01.07 когда 13:54 |Hibiki25010/10
Hibiki250
this comic is so funny its quality lool
189. 21.01.07 когда 21:25 |LiamBRAPP
LiamBRAPP
perfect
188. 02.01.07 когда 16:13 |Wunderboy1710/10
Wunderboy17
This comic was totally radical!
187. 22.11.06 когда 18:04 |ghost_master10/10
ghost_master
lol lol lol
186. 24.10.06 когда 18:08 |ultima89810/10
ultima898
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay i am 47

185. 21.10.06 когда 12:39 |snowdog0/10
snowdog
bloody fuckin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
184. 19.10.06 когда 12:56 |CRAZYBUM10/10
CRAZYBUM
brilliant!
183. 17.10.06 когда 15:45 |Haku10/10
Haku
Its got the BEST story line!
182. 15.10.06 когда 02:14 |Tuck7779/10
Tuck777
it was mint
181. 14.10.06 когда 13:21 |daniel0610/10
daniel06
I guess i can take my pants off... as long as it's for big_gar.
180. 29.09.06 когда 04:15 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
Very funny!
179. 24.09.06 когда 04:03 |vinegar10/10
vinegar
ha ha10
178. 23.09.06 когда 13:24 |ollie.w
ollie.w
Haha, Lol!
177. 22.09.06 когда 09:09 |BAMrck
BAMrck
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
176. 19.09.06 когда 00:00 |darkboyx10/10
darkboyx
Great work 10
175. 16.09.06 когда 13:03 |pokemon4ever10/10
pokemon4ever
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooo ooooowwwwwwww
174. 09.09.06 когда 10:28 |MAXWOW101
MAXWOW101
dude
173. 28.08.06 когда 19:15 |santa010/10
santa0
thats so cool
172. 27.08.06 когда 19:11 |rossalanwood10/10
rossalanwood
good
171. 19.08.06 когда 08:57 |shoeguy10/10
shoeguy
Great
170. 10.08.06 когда 04:46 |RedWolf1310/10
RedWolf13
booooooooooooobies!
169. 09.08.06 когда 22:28 |Kakashi23010/10
Kakashi230
cool
168. 02.08.06 когда 13:53 |footballfan10/10
footballfan
a bit long but 10
167. 01.08.06 когда 15:41 |ollie.w
ollie.w
c
166. 15.07.06 когда 12:54 |josh110/10
josh1
lol that was so good u are very talented lol make one of michael jackson well keep up the good work
165. 12.07.06 когда 00:49 |2pac_grl_4lyfe
2pac_grl_4lyfe
w

164. 06.07.06 когда 19:22 |mwmt10/10
mwmt
perfect
163. 27.06.06 когда 18:18 |GONONER10/10
GONONER
sorta funny
162. 27.06.06 когда 17:21 |stefanallen8/10
stefanallen
lol
161. 19.06.06 когда 22:02 |wyberton10/10
wyberton
omg 123123123 what a big waste of space
160. 16.06.06 когда 02:57 |polymorhp10/10
polymorhp
c



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159. 06.06.06 когда 17:40 |wyberton10/10
wyberton
great
158. 04.06.06 когда 07:58 |harlee10/10
harlee
The best comic I`ve read on this site BRIL!
157. 03.06.06 когда 15:14 |sawyer12340/10
sawyer1234
ccol
156. 27.05.06 когда 21:42 |Dudemaster10/10
Dudemaster
hi



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155. 26.05.06 когда 21:50 |12312312310/10
123123123
rather amusing
154. 26.05.06 когда 08:00 |hiyou9/10
hiyou
that rocked make a part 2
153. 24.05.06 когда 22:51 |trygoe10010/10
trygoe100
the best comic ever no its crapp
152. 24.05.06 когда 17:19 |Boy3
Boy3
lol!



funny

151. 20.05.06 когда 20:09 |Alison.O10/10
Alison.O
funny
150. 19.05.06 когда 14:49 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
wow

that is amazing...
149. 18.05.06 когда 22:43 |hacked10/10
hacked
Operation Olsen: best comic I've seen in at least 10 minutes. Keep on rockin.
148. 16.05.06 когда 16:12 |rachelinjapan10/10
rachelinjapan
xDD... Very good... Congratulations! ^^
147. 12.05.06 когда 17:56 |Filman9/10
Filman
BOOBIES......LEZZIE BOOBIES
146. 10.05.06 когда 19:16 |evil_duck9110/10
evil_duck91
now thats comedy
145. 07.05.06 когда 01:20 |supartroy10/10
supartroy
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
144. 22.04.06 когда 17:01 |Mr_Washington0/10
Mr_Washington
lolz that is hell funny
143. 19.04.06 когда 09:04 |xX_sxc_gal_Xx10/10
xX_sxc_gal_Xx
I cant beleive i havent voted this until now!!
142. 26.03.06 когда 16:25 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
4291 points later it's still good!
141. 11.02.06 когда 03:22 |Rednecks_2_Rox
Rednecks_2_Rox
very nice
140. 27.01.06 когда 16:20 |S.Homer.S9/10
S.Homer.S
wicked
139. 26.01.06 когда 03:45 |panic21
panic21
That rocks! Oh no, some warm substance i can not identify is trickling down my leg. Its not blood...its yellow. OH SHIT! i wet my pants!
138. 07.01.06 когда 03:18 |fairygirl10/10
fairygirl
hahahahahahahahahaah ahahaahahahahahaahha hahahahahahahahaahah ahaahahahahahaahhaha hahahahahahahaahahah aahahahahahaahhahaha hahahahahahaahahahaa hahahahahaahhahahaha hahahahahaahahahaaha hahahahaahhahahahaha hahahahaahahahaahaha hahahaahhahahahahaha hahahaahahahaahahaha hahaah hilarious
137. 05.01.06 когда 23:08 |GimygimyV510/10
GimygimyV5
even after 10 months! i find it funny I cant stop laughing hahahahahahahahahaha haha................ ............ *SNAP* aw crap my spline
136. 28.11.05 когда 20:15 |Gigatecho10/10
Gigatecho
Even after after five and a half months I STILL find it hilarious!
135. 23.11.05 когда 22:32 |Mech_Assault_210/10
Mech_Assault_2
you sad bastard taking the mick out of cancer hope your proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
134. 21.11.05 когда 22:19 |dunc20050/10
dunc2005
I lovvvvved itttt Make more
133. 21.11.05 когда 13:55 |benuth
benuth
what the hell is this about
132. 19.11.05 когда 22:42 |cropid
cropid
hey,

guys it wasnt that great.
131. 17.11.05 когда 11:51 |sweet_the_darkside_is
sweet_the_darkside_is
It was very clever

130. 12.11.05 когда 19:43 |Bladeboy5/10
Bladeboy
Dude that was a nice comic. But my comic named "That's Love" is way better than your's.
129. 08.11.05 когда 22:29 |SexyCocoa9/10
SexyCocoa
very GREAT comic!
128. 23.10.05 когда 03:59 |polymorhp10/10
polymorhp
SEX is top of my list !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

127. 18.10.05 когда 19:59 |SammeyD
SammeyD
Hey buddy what an austumn sex program u have there have u ever seen t5he Olsen twins undressed i nreal life because boy r they sexy i had a bonar just looking at them not alone when i had sex with them and that was an experience of sex i'll never get again.
126. 18.10.05 когда 19:58 |SammeyD
SammeyD
i mite have commented before but who cares asome comic man this is one of the best 10/10
125. 16.10.05 когда 06:31 |payne10/10
payne
~*~ you have a great imagination....where did you get yours lol......i have no idea how you thought of that but it was a definate 10/10 comic...congrats.... .. ~*~
124. 02.10.05 когда 16:32 |spear10/10
spear
10/10



123. 30.09.05 когда 17:51 |bennett123
bennett123
notice how all the people who liked it were either european or make crappy comics. This was pretty cool, 10/10
122. 30.09.05 когда 02:37 |pulse10/10
pulse
That was hilarious!!! Write some more! Hey tell me what you think of mine...its called:Uncle Sam Doesn't want bush.
121. 11.09.05 когда 09:04 |chelly1305
chelly1305
this good

120. 07.09.05 когда 14:26 |MasterHylian
MasterHylian
OH... MY... GAWD! THAT IS SO FUNNY! I THINK U SHOULD DO A PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!









119. 30.08.05 когда 22:18 |dunc_m1
dunc_m1
well i hate niggers because i'm a raciest
118. 29.08.05 когда 23:13 |rstarr
rstarr
i is a niger
117. 29.08.05 когда 13:22 |trippy10/10
trippy
it's stupid and rude.

from ashjrowe

116. 27.08.05 когда 10:36 |ashjrowe
ashjrowe
hehe i loved it its sooo cool 10/10
115. 21.08.05 когда 07:41 |Rainbows10/10
Rainbows
Quite a funny comic. Fuck those morons who didn't like it.
114. 20.08.05 когда 17:13 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
That was ok...

...Yeah ok...

...You Know, nothing to good, but yeah, it was ok...

...but you know...

...what was the point, there wasn't one. You just wanted to make a naked chick yeah thats it I give it a 1 out of 5
113. 19.08.05 когда 20:35 |Duderon0/10
Duderon
lol that was pritty good! keep up the good work!
112. 17.08.05 когда 03:21 |WIllhelm55
WIllhelm55
WoW amazing stuff! Make a few more Eh?
111. 16.08.05 когда 13:58 |halomonk10/10
halomonk
its a good comic 10/10
110. 14.08.05 когда 11:13 |danny125
danny125
it freakin sucked

109. 13.08.05 когда 03:11 |game_freak10/10
game_freak
It was ok, but I love the ending.
108. 13.08.05 когда 00:42 |Clank017/10