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Willacoochie USA: Batman

кем boinky33
8/10 3800 pts / 468 Голоса - 302 отзывы
We got a distress call from this general area, so stay on your toes, Robin.
Holy shit, Batman! I am scared!

Look out, Robin! I hear somebody coming!
Holy stained tights, Batman! Hold me!

It's about time you got here.
Holy naked Levar Burton, Batman!

What seems to be the trouble, undressed citizen?
Those two men over there stole my wallet!


Don't worry, sir. We'll take care of them. Did they take your clothes, too?
No....





Very well. Robin and I will be right back with your wallet, sir.
Hooray!

Excuse me.
Yes, yes, what is it?

Did you steal that man's wallet?
Yes, we most certainly did.

I insist you give it back this minute!
And why is that?

Because it rightfully belongs to him.
Well, we think we deserve it.

Why is that?
He has no pockets, so you can imagine where he keeps it. Quite messy indeed.

There are no rules in crime!
But there are rules in cricket.

That has nothing to do with the matter at hand.
We never said it did.

Then why did you bring it up?
Just making conversation, old chap.

Look, just give me the wallet or I will be forced to pummel you to an inch of your life.
There he goes with the threats. Tsk tsk, what has the world come to these days when a man can't steal somebody's money in peace?

Shut up, you freaks!
See? There we go with the insults. What a world, what a world.

How dare you talk to the world's greatest super hero like that!
If you're so great, how come you can't get a piece of leather with paper in it back from two gay british men?

And where do you get off calling yourself the greatest hero?
Superman? What are you doing here?

I used my ULTRA SUPER HEARING to hear you spread all these lies! Greatest super hero? Please! You don't even have any powers! You're just a crazy rich guy with too much time on his hands!
At least I'm not afraid of glowing green crystal!

Oh, no you didn't! You did not go there!
Yeah, I went there.

Well, I'm not the one who keeps a small boy in a cave!
That's because the FBI is watching your ass 24/7!

HEY! SHUT UP, BATMAN!
NO! YOU SHUT UP!

Hey guys, what's with all the noise?
Uh oh, here comes trouble! Spider HAM!

Yeah! Hey Spidey, why don't you use your thread to knit me a sweater? HA!
It's not thread! It's web!

Hey, what's going on?
Hey, you wanna talk about crappy super heroes? Talk about Ironman!

Actually, my name is Brian Butovsky, and I'm an insurance salesman from Baltimore....
HEY! WHERE'S THE PARTY?

Well, here's a sight for sore eyes. A super hero that's not even a super hero.
HUH?

Yeah, it looks like he was hit by gamma steroids!
YOU GUYS SUCK!

Meep Meep!
Oh no, it's the Flash! What's so great about running fast?

Well, I just ran to your parent's house in Iowa, fucked your mother in the ass twice, bought a hotdog and ate it before you even noticed I was gone.
My parents are dead!

Hello? HELLO? Where is everyone? I can smell the Hulk!
Jeez! This guy's too easy!

It is I, Turtle Man!
I haven't even heard of this guy.

Okay, so we're agreed: We are all better than Aquaman.
Agreed.
Hours later....
Agreed.
Agreed.

Agreed.
Agreed.

Agreed.
Agreed.

Agreed.
Agreed.

Am I going to get my wallet back or not?
The End
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This comic is tooo funni
302. 07.08.08 когда 16:43 |Daisiana10/10
Daisiana
HA HA HA! cool comic.
301. 18.07.08 когда 21:19 |plonker10/10
plonker
HA HA HA! cool comic.
300. 18.07.08 когда 21:19 |plonker10/10
plonker
Best Comic I've read on Gnomz so far just soooo funny
299. 02.04.08 когда 15:38 |Mutten9/10
Mutten
i's aw right dawg. I'm Randy Jackson!
298. 06.02.08 когда 03:09 |Kabop116/10
Kabop11
FUCK THAT that was sum WACK SHIT i actually printed it out just so i could wipe my ass wit it
297. 30.01.08 когда 16:30 |dr.disi62932/10
dr.disi6293
Brilliant comic, Hilarious, best I have seen in gnomz.
296. 25.01.08 когда 19:52 |KillerCobi10/10
KillerCobi
ur a fucking noob
295. 19.11.07 когда 18:03 |runescapebof0/10
runescapebof
i jacked off to this
294. 03.11.07 когда 20:34 |Headexploady10/10
Headexploady
Hilarious
293. 14.09.07 когда 22:28 |ItsMeSnitches10/10
ItsMeSnitches
funnyst thing in gnomz

292. 08.08.07 когда 22:10 |SEXYBATMAN0/10
SEXYBATMAN
Turtle man freeging rules 10/10
291. 09.04.07 когда 19:59 |igot2hams10/10
igot2hams
Hilarious!
290. 08.04.07 когда 12:37 |Killer_Z10/10
Killer_Z
lmfao
289. 23.03.07 когда 21:16 |Headexploady10/10
Headexploady
man this shit rocks
288. 21.03.07 когда 21:03 |daniel10027310/10
daniel100273
i love it your great at making comics.
287. 19.03.07 когда 22:49 |ryzer10/10
ryzer
i love it your great at making comics.
286. 19.03.07 когда 22:49 |ryzer10/10
ryzer
THE MOST EVER!
285. 05.03.07 когда 03:41 |Queiroga70710/10
Queiroga707
lol. it's fsk'n funny though!
284. 10.02.07 когда 23:41 |Hibiki25010/10
Hibiki250
omg its too long!!!!111
283. 10.02.07 когда 04:05 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
I love it, i read it 5 times
282. 04.02.07 когда 17:49 |Numbah12310/10
Numbah123
That was danm great
281. 04.02.07 когда 17:43 |Numbah12310/10
Numbah123
THAT ******* AWSOME!!
280. 03.02.07 когда 09:20 |TurtleWoman10/10
TurtleWoman
Is this comic really so funny that it can be #1 for years and years?



We live in a very corrupted website.
279. 02.02.07 когда 19:23 |djmastapope0/10
djmastapope
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
278. 25.01.07 когда 22:22 |LiamBRAPP
LiamBRAPP
and wunder if my broufer will kick me so he can go on this web site i will put a padloc on this page so he can get on it.



ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
277. 21.01.07 когда 17:56 |benx10/10
benx
oh god is not you you you idiyut

276. 21.01.07 когда 17:51 |benx10/10
benx
huw made that comic is ursum
275. 21.01.07 когда 17:48 |benx10/10
benx
god your such a fucking asshole to everybody! just because you have made a couple "decent" comics, dose not mean you can put everyone else down! get a life you fuckin porch monkey! stop livin with your mommy, collecting your well-fare and get a fucking life! everybody bows down and sucks your dick, because your so fucking over-rated. go ahead and correct my spelling, since you have enough time on your hands to put people down constantly, you probley have enough time to correct it! god, fucking niggers piss me off!
274. 17.01.07 когда 22:15 |CrazyCracker0/10
CrazyCracker
really good
273. 02.01.07 когда 13:37 |Wunderboy1710/10
Wunderboy17
jkajaj

272. 25.12.06 когда 04:29 |ruben0/10
ruben
This is like the funniest comic ever dude! Oh and everyone is way better than Aquaman.
271. 14.12.06 когда 15:07 |gatorbuc9910/10
gatorbuc99
dude so funny
270. 09.12.06 когда 14:33 |lart20011110/10
lart200111
best comic yet keep dem comin
269. 02.12.06 когда 17:08 |beaner_67
beaner_67
:-) awsome
268. 01.12.06 когда 23:01 |joedidi10/10
joedidi
Very good.
267. 28.11.06 когда 03:44 |K_I_N_G10/10
K_I_N_G
265) Your just a gay fag who has no girlfriend and is just jealous. actually.i should say ur jealous cause u dont have a boyfriend. go look at ur pictures of guys in bikinis.
266. 12.11.06 когда 21:22 |ghost_master10/10
ghost_master
YOU ALL SHOULD GET A LIFE THIS IS THE DUMBEST FUCKIN SITE EVER! NONE OF U HAVE GIRLFRIENDS U FAGS GET A LIFE!
265. 12.11.06 когда 20:34 |WWEgod0/10
WWEgod
lol man
264. 30.10.06 когда 14:15 |lalalade12
lalalade12
Amen to that my brother.
263. 27.10.06 когда 11:52 |Freakmaster10/10
Freakmaster
Still my all time favorite comic!
262. 20.10.06 когда 16:06 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol llol lol lol lol lol lol lol x 99999999999999999999 99999999999999999999 99999999999999999999 9999999999999999999. .i love da ending!!!!
261. 19.10.06 когда 12:42 |CRAZYBUM10/10
CRAZYBUM
Funny (Y)
260. 15.10.06 когда 08:14 |Tuck7778/10
Tuck777
That was so great! Especailly when the guy says 'am I going to get my wallet back or not?' proper class!
259. 12.10.06 когда 20:05 |pkmpc9
pkmpc9
That was so great! Especailly when the guy says 'am I going to get my wallet back or not?' proper class!
258. 12.10.06 когда 20:04 |pkmpc9
pkmpc9
that was good
257. 12.10.06 когда 00:25 |Haku10/10
Haku
freaking funny
256. 03.10.06 когда 22:47 |fett10/10
fett
hahahahahaahahahah lol lolmao lolma rofl rof roflmaolol lol lol my ass of all the way till it dies and leaves a big garlicy corpse with carrots inside it omg its funnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

255. 29.09.06 когда 08:51 |adsdabest10/10
adsdabest
Bandwagon hyper jump GO!
254. 29.09.06 когда 04:16 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
So great I have read it 756411 times.
253. 25.09.06 когда 02:50 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
kool as
252. 12.09.06 когда 16:39 |bbdaman0/10
bbdaman
brilliant lol and andrew skywalker ur a dick and no one likes you this comic rocks!
251. 11.09.06 когда 18:43 |OZZYmcRCKY
OZZYmcRCKY
248 & 249. lol
250. 07.09.06 когда 23:50 |familyguy10/10
familyguy
248. Fuck you.
249. 07.09.06 когда 23:41 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Hmm not for me c my comics they're GREAT
248. 04.09.06 когда 21:23 |AndrewSkywalker0/10
AndrewSkywalker
Damn Bonky, you gots you some popularity here.
247. 02.09.06 когда 02:55 |DragonXero10/10
DragonXero
quality but its been number one for ages
246. 29.08.06 когда 16:22 |converse999
converse999
cool
245. 27.08.06 когда 20:36 |rossalanwood
rossalanwood
Good to see this is still number one
244. 26.08.06 когда 16:41 |TheAntiSanta10/10
TheAntiSanta
well good
243. 22.08.06 когда 18:33 |sebs
sebs
preety cool
242. 17.08.06 когда 20:49 |Taku6/10
Taku
fuckin sweet still
241. 13.08.06 когда 10:01 |familyguy10/10
familyguy
gkjkgfhkhgfkjg
240. 10.08.06 когда 22:49 |andre
andre
fr
239. 10.08.06 когда 22:48 |andre
andre
thats the best comic i have read its halarious
238. 10.08.06 когда 15:08 |andre
andre
Better than Crack!
237. 10.08.06 когда 04:40 |RedWolf1310/10
RedWolf13
Sweetness to the frigging max!
236. 09.08.06 когда 02:35 |Kakashi23010/10
Kakashi230
nice
235. 01.08.06 когда 23:14 |footballfan10/10
footballfan
coo coo ka choo
234. 27.07.06 когда 05:22 |f0r9yeArS9/10
f0r9yeArS
wtf!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
233. 25.07.06 когда 03:32 |cloud1234567810/10
cloud12345678
yup

232. 24.07.06 когда 01:30 |f0r9yeArS9/10
f0r9yeArS
nice
231. 22.07.06 когда 20:40 |josh110/10
josh1
I feel bad for you, you got the brunt of all the retards on gnomz voting it a 0 and making the comments long as shit.
230. 22.07.06 когда 17:21 |pulse10/10
pulse
I have to agree with most of the ppl it rocked 10/10
229. 20.07.06 когда 07:30 |KittenJedi10/10
KittenJedi
228. Or maybe it's the same one, retard.
228. 17.07.06 когда 09:25 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
crap its a copy ive seen someone else publish won same ages ago
227. 14.07.06 когда 10:57 |pazzy2000
pazzy2000
fucking hilarous.
226. 06.07.06 когда 23:25 |GLAMOURxCORE10/10
GLAMOURxCORE
ya



this comic



rocks

225. 06.07.06 когда 19:24 |mwmt10/10
mwmt
pretty good
224. 02.07.06 когда 19:43 |savaratti
savaratti
well coll
223. 01.07.06 когда 12:28 |smith110/10
smith1
funny and funny

222. 25.06.06 когда 21:25 |retrodude72
retrodude72
Thats bloody funnier than austin powers
221. 23.06.06 когда 23:34 |chinchiller10/10
chinchiller
THE FUNNIEST COMIC I HAVE SEEN!!!!!!
220. 22.06.06 когда 18:42 |GONONER10/10
GONONER
cool
219. 04.06.06 когда 13:32 |toddfrost12345
toddfrost12345
i thought the comic was good but i hate ppl who just has the big empty crap!! FUCK ALL YOU FUCKERS!!
218. 02.06.06 когда 03:00 |lekrovov9/10
lekrovov
good

217. 31.05.06 когда 12:52 |ashleybash069/10
ashleybash06
it rocked
216. 29.05.06 когда 18:06 |trygoe10010/10
trygoe100
english humor aint it sweet
215. 28.05.06 когда 19:59 |krustyalex
krustyalex
cool
214. 28.05.06 когда 19:56 |krustyalex
krustyalex
cool
213. 27.05.06 когда 21:43 |Dudemaster10/10
Dudemaster
KOOL
212. 27.05.06 когда 10:36 |Peano10/10
Peano
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