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Sanford & Son in Space #1

кем boinky33
8/10 49 pts / 6 Голоса - 2 отзывы
Fred Sanford and Lamont Sanford, two of the most famous secret agents in North America, are needed for a dangerous space voyage. It seems that alien crafts are deciding to attack planet Earth, so the government chose Sanford & Son to travel through space and try to make peace with every alien in the galaxy. While they're away, their friends and family, unaware of what is going on, will be told that Fred and Lamont are
away working on the Alaskan pipeline. Can Fred and Lamont really bring peace to the universe? Find out in the adventures of:
SANFORD & SON IN SPACE!

You big dummy, I told you to clean out the plutonian ducts an hour ago!
Aw, come on, pops.
I'm going over to space Julio's house to watch the Quzlax game.

I don't want to to hang out with space Julio. He's worse than regular Julio.
What makes you say that, pops?

Well, for one thing, regular Julio doesn't have 12 arms!
Oh, pops....
Laugh Track
Alert! Alert!
Unknown spacecraft heading this way!
Oh no!
You hear that, Lemont?
Invaders!
Invaders from space!

Calm down, pops.
They don't always have to be invaders.
Maybe it's another civilization coming to make peace with Earth.
What about the last time an unknown spacecraft came aboard?
We were almost ingested by the slime creatures of Ukroniax3!

Can we at least see who it is before we start firing the plasma laser?
Fine, have it your way.
Get me the space phone.

Hello, this is captain Sanford of Earth.
To whom am I speaking to?
This is Emperor Xlarg of planet Xxxutghzxxlpphxh !

Ah, yes. I've been on vacation there.
Nice little place you got there.
Thank you.

So, how can I help you crazy space people?
The fuel tank in our mothership is dangerously low. I was wondering if you could let us borrow some.

Sure, but It'll cost ya!
Very well.
Lower your vessel towards the small planet below and we can proceed in the transaction.

Looks like we'll have some extra money this week.
We should head on down to the space bar.
Pops, we should use any money we got to bring our ship up to code.


Shut up, you big dummy!

Okay, I got your fuel.
Now where's my 500 Xucknoids?
I am sorry to have deceived you, but we do not require any fuel.

What you talkin' about, alien?
We are here to take over your ship and enslave you and the rest of your crew.

Oh yeah?
I'd like to see you try!
It is too late to run. My men have already captured your son and your droid.

WHAT?
That droid cost me 800 Xucknoids!

Thanks alot, you big dummy!
If we just attacked them like I wanted to, we wouldn't be here!
Well, how was I supposed to know that they were an evil race?
You're the captain!
I'm only the navigator!
Later, in the holding cell....
Not anymore!
I am demoting you to space bitch!
Space bitch?

Silence, space bitch!

Pops, this is no time to be fighting.
Now you stay put.
I'm going to go talk to that alien guard. Maybe I can talk him into getting us out of here.

Excuse me, alien guard. My pops has a weak bladder and he needs to use the bathroom. Can he have the key?
gllpp hhkll xlxkkf glhxz zzxp uuhghp ppxlx phzxzz!

Damn, he doesn't speak english....
Let's see if I remember anything from my space foreign language class....

vxvvz phppx pxzx ghgx?
(Translation: May I drive a goat up your nose?)
gghxzzxp?
(Translation: What?)

I guess I should've paid more attention in class....
Laugh Track
Where does he get the balls telling me stay put?
He's my son! I should be telling him what to do!
Look at him over there. He don't know what the hell he's doing. He looks like a damn fool!
Well, I better go save his ass again....
SANFORD STYLE!

Uh....let's see....

xxzzvvp pvpx xzggx xxhgx zxpghhg?
(Translation: Where is watermelon donkey?)
zhxhg hxggf zxg!
(Translation: Please shut up!)

Hey! I think I made contact!

No you didn't, you big dummy!
Now git outta my way! I'm gonna show you how a real man breaks outta prison!

Take this, you alien scum!
xxh hxg hgghxzx!
(Translation: Oh, the horror!)
ZAP!
Pops, I had no idea you were carrying a phaser gun!
There's alot you don't know about me, Lamont!
Now let's get the hell outta here!

Sir, the prisoners escaped!
What is their lacation?

Sector 8-B, sir.
Send out every man you can!
They can't leave the ship alive!

Yes, sir!

We should be safe in here.
Well, we better find a way out of this ship fast.
My ammo is running low.

Hold it right there!
You're not going anywhere!
Just try and stop us, you big dummy!

Aaauugghhhh!!!!! !
Don't fuck with the Sanfords!
ZAP!
I think I hear more space soldiers coming, and I only got 2 shots left!
Quick, pops!
We can escape through this door!

I see our ship, Lamont!
Faster, pops!
They're right behind us!

We made it!
Not quite, pops.
We still have to destroy the enemy ship, so let's get into positions.

Target in sight?
Check!

3....2....1....F IRE!
Firing now, pops.

AHHHH!!!!....
AHHHH!!!!....

KA-BOOM!!!!!!

We did it!
Ain't nothin' a Sanford can't handle!

I love you, son.
Really?

Of course.
I love you too, pops.


But you're still my space bitch!
Oh, pops!
The End
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I agree 10 all the way.
2. 16.09.05 когда 02:09 |markee11
markee11
AWESOME!!!! This comic definetly gets a 10!!!!!
1. 11.09.05 когда 19:15 |FFXking10/10
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