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Power Pals: The Spooky Sailor

кем boinky33
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Hey kids!
Are you ready for another exciting episode of The Power Pals?
"NO!"
WELL, THAT'S TOO FUCKING BAD BECAUSE WE'RE STILL GOING TO SHOW IT TO YOU ANYWAY!

Roll call!

The Amazing Douche!
The Bionic Stereotype!

Jungle Dude!
Uh, I'm Randall Jones....

And togehter they are:
The Power Pals!

The Power Pals are sponsored by Al's Tire Warehouse....

Jungle Dude, you forgot to take out the garbage again!
Me sorry, Terrific Tampon.

I am not a tampon! I'm a douche! What kind of idiot would dress up like a tampon?

Hey team, sorry I'm late. My car broke down again.
Randall, you know we meet at the studio apartment of Justice every Tuesday at 8:00 to watch Will & Grace! You already missed the first five minutes! Now how will you know what's happening?

I told you already! My car broke down! Don't be such a douche!
Oh, you think that's funny?
when you signed up to be in the Power Pals, you knew you would have heavy responsibilities to fulfill!

I didn't even know I was signing up to be in the Power Pals at the time! I thought it was an application for a bank loan!
Well, I don't even know why you stay! What powers do you even possess?

I can talk myself out of a speeding ticket in a single bound!
Oh, yeah?
WELL, I HELP WOMEN'S VAGINAS SMELL LIKE A SPRING BREEZE!

How the hell can that stop villians?
You'll find out when I get the chance to use that special power!

Well, we'll never get the chance because nobody wants our help, because we can't do anything!

The only person in this damn group who actually does have powers is Jungle Dude, but he's too stupid to use them right!

Look at me!
I am ostrich!
That's a damn kangaroo, sucka!

And what about you? All you do is perpetuate African American stereotypes!
Chill, baby.

Please no fighting!
Jungle Dude is right!
Besides, the commercials are almost over....
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Hear that?
It's the distress phone!
I bet it's just my wife. She probably wants me to pick up milk on the way home.

Hello, you have reached the Power Pals. If you're calling about the lawnmower, I already sold it....
Power Pals, it's the mayor.

What seems to be the problem, mayor?
The villian known as the Spooky Sailor was spotted downtown. He isn't doing anything evil right now, but I'm sure he's up to something diabolical. Will you help us, Power Pals.

You can count on us, mayor! But why ask us? You haven't asked for our help in months.
Well, I didn't was to disturb any of the good superheroes. Will & Grace is on, you know.

You heard him, team! The Spooky Sailor is up to no good downtown!
The Spooky Sailor?
Man, that's gay!

No time to talk, Randall!
Quickly! To my Dodge Caravan!
Sigh....

Downtown....
Freeze, Spooky Sailor! We got you now!

But I didn't do anything evil today! Honest! It's my day off!
Evil doesn't take a day off!
What are you doing?
Jewel heist?
Mugging?
Loitering?

No, I just went out to buy some batteries!
Batteries of ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION?

No. AA's.
Which you'll use to power your laser of death?

I'm going to use them for my remote control.
Which is for your laser of death?

NO! IT'S FOR MY TV!
YOUR TV OF DOOM?

What are you talking about?

Where were you this whole time?
I was looking for a good parking space.

Listen, I'm not doing anything. Can you please just let me get to my van so I can go home?
Well....I guess so....

You mean that van over there?
You know, it's double parked.

Aha!
No evil, eh?
How dare you lie to me!
You're under arrest, bitch!

Man, my wife is going to kill me....
Later....
Another villian behind bars thanks to:
The Power Pals!
Hey! How come I hardly got any lines in this episode?

Because your character sucks!
Dat is wack!

So Randall, the Spooky Sailor is in jail because of you.
Yeah. It feels good to bring people to justice. I think I'm starting to like this whole superhero business.

Does that mean you're going to stay?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Uh....that's not how the saying goes.
Shut up.

Hey there, sexy.
Jungle Dude got bad feeling....
Meanwhile....
Did you watch Will & Grace last night?
Sure did!
That Jack is such a riot!
The End
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Even better than Willacoochie!
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Good one! 10/10
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GREAT!
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